why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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Why did the jew die Really...

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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