Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Walnut

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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I love alchohol!

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Anti Joke

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