Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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