Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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