What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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