A black guy with his family.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Terraria

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Continents are large islands.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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woman's rights

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other one says "We're both going to die in here and nobody will hear us scream."

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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