What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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democracy

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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