How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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