What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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I literally died laughing

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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