What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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