The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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