You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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The jets are a good team..

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What should I name my dog?

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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