An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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