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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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45.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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