there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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womens rights.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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