Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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test test

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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