Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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potatoes

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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