Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Your gay

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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hi iggy

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Mitt Romney.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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