A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

What's up? Your time.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Your big dick.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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