chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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