Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

im not black, im Joseph Kony

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

The GOV and the WHO?

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why? Why not?

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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