THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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