Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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a retard lost...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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The WNBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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