When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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You were born.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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