-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Anti Joke

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