What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Your mom is fat

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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My cat just died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Bumsniffer

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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what are three short words? i a am

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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