What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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