What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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F? No k

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A black man in a country bar.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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