Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

thumb_up thumb_down -12

8====D {(0)}

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

thumb_up thumb_down -8

My penis is big... not.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

thumb_up thumb_down -89

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Guess What! HI!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops