Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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KKK

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Chuck Norris.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Woman's rights

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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