It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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