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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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