Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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