An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What's one plus one? two.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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