Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Nice weather we're having.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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gabbi nunez ;)

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