roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Seven

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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bacon

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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