Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Soccer...

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Anti Joke

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