What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Anti Joke

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