- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob Saget

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Barack Obama.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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