What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Girls

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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