Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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