What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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