Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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I'm Polish.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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