Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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