Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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