Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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captcha: all yer base

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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87

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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