A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Banana Hamock.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Womens rights

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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