What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Man U

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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A Fat Kenyan

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Anti Joke

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