Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Cheese stick

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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