You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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CFL

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Wanker

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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