Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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