What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Drunk irish man

Where's my baby??

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Haha, I get it..

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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