Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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7

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woman's lacrosse

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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