A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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