What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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