What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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