The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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What's the difference between a duck

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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You're so straight!

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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