why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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your social life.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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girls lacrosse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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