oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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