Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Go away.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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