why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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