What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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