Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Your Mother

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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