Once upon a time.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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