Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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