- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

your momma's an antijoke

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

what do you call a gay guy Ej

ME NAME IS JEFF

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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