I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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