- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Boom.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What's up? A direction...

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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