Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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What you reading? reading?

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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