Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Communism hehe xd

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Starter clothing

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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