what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why did? Yes

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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