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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

The 80's

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

its all aodhan

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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