What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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