What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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hextech crafting too opieop

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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women's rights

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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