Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Membean

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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top kek

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Anti Joke

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