why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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