Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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I drive a 'rarri

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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