A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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