Your mom

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

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