What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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