What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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ugh good riddance

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68

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Dick Chaney

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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UN

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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