What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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