Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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