- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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