How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Dozer has a soul

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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An Artic Storm.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Your mom is fat

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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George Bush.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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