Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Windows Vista

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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who is awesome? no one...

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Women's rights.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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