You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

A Jew! Bless you.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

balls in ya mouf

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

A Jew returns change.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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