why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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