What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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the lemon was sweet.

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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