Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Sex education in Texas.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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