- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

The Big Band Theory

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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