An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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ecks! why zee?

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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