What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Anti Joke

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