A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Why are Asians bad drivers? There Not. Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift?

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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no really what are ur names?

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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