Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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