How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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balls in ya mouf

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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