whats polish and black a polish black person

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I like to eat.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Oliver's friends

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Yo Mamma

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