Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Poo LOL

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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women's rights

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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woman's rights

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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