What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Billy Cundiff.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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