who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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xavier stop

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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cancer

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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