What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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