How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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A dancer walks into a barre

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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