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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Poop

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Hello penis

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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