roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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Why? Why Not?

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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hard cheese

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Womens rights

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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