Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Women's rights.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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fart

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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