BWAT

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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whats black? a black man

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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