A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Leave her alone...

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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penisface

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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