if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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