- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Gordon Brown smiles.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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