what to call someone thats gay zak

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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womens rights.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Anti Joke

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