What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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