Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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