A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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I love boobs

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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