What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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