Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Daym im romantic

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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