why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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im not food

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Anti Joke

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