Women's rights.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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