Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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salad days!

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