water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Women's rights

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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