no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Three head lice are drinking beer on a scalp, then they are killed by a high strength medical shampoo.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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