what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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