What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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These Jokes suck.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Women's rights

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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