3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Guess what? No.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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The WNBA

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Woman rights.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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