What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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