vote this down and i will DOX you

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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