1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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obama

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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poop.........

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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Why can't you fly? Because Chuck Norris said so.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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