My life :(

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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gay marriage.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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