Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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