Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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marble

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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George W. Bush

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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