Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Tacos

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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pull my finger (farts)

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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