So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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