try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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