Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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stop it ryan vallee

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Women's rights

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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Your mom.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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