Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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She said no

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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