What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Anti Joke

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