Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Guess what? The Game.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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