You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Anti Joke

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