- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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