Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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