How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Nothing yet CC

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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