Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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why does column have a letter n?

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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