There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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CRY

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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JFK

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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