What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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45.

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sixty....eight.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Black people are clen.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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