why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Wombat monkey juice.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Anti Joke

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