Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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You have cancer

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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