jokes r dumb

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What? Yes.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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