- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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