Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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c-? men, C-men

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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