- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

What's up? The sky.

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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