If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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LOL

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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