What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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SEX

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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