bryden is a faggot

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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want more?

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Neither did she.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Health food.

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