Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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what time is it rape time

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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