What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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knock knock come in

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Testicles.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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