How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Sarah Palin

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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