A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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...NO.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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