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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What did the mole say? Nothing

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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