What should I name my dog?

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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