What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Shea's sty....

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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