A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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knock knock piss off

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Politics

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