- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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