What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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A man walked into a bar owch

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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What is brown and sticky?

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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A man walks into a pole.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Womens' Rights

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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