jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. Seeing a black pilot is not alarming. If their middle-eastern, however, you have more of a problem.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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