A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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