What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Penis.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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GooglePlus.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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