Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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jews

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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