how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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