I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Why are Asians bad drivers? There Not. Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift?

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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