- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

No it isn't.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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