Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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