Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Anti Joke

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