What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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