Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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