W.N.B.A.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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