Christians pornstars.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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