- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

beiber i straight

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

whats gay ? you

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Fart

If life throws you melons... ouch

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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