What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Nobody cares.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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The economy.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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