What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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whats 7+4? 74

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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my mind's eye?

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Smelly Indians.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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