Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

I'm off to my tank guys!

what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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