Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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