Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What did the lion say to the Octopus? Nothing, lion's can't speak. And even if they did, the chances of one ever encountering an octopus are very slim.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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