Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Blarg

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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penis

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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