What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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ass in my face ? no

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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