you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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