What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Anti Joke

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