Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Women's rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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