How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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girls basketball

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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A Fat Kenyan

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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