Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Rick Perry.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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The Holocaust

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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