Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Ebola

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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What's up? Your time.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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A: B: No pun intended.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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