If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Your momma's so fat...

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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