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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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