Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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