Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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British Dentistry

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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2 + 2 = 4

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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