Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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The Bible

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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noodles

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Chuck Norris died.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Anti Joke

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