Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Noah is Smart.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Penis

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Anti Joke

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