Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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