Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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penis

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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