Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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