- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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