- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

theres a fat guy

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

no rasist joks

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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