Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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haha

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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can you touch your toes? no

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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