My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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