Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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