Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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poop nuff said

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Tennesse

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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