What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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