What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Give me thumbs up!

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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why?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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