What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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