i hate you.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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suck my dick.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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...Jack Vale

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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So dont touch it

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Anti Joke

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