What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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