yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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