Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Drew Knowles is gay

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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