Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Justin Bieber

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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