What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Covietz has a large penis

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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womens sports...

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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