the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Three head lice are drinking beer on a scalp, then they are killed by a high strength medical shampoo.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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TIMMAH!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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