- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

The global news

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??