Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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You're on fire.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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nickel back

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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