Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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fart

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Rob Bell

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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