I'm 4 and what is this?

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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http://anti-joke.com/

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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9/11

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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