Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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THE GAME

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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The Mets win the World Series

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Anti Joke

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