Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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scientology.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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