- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Hey, come here often? No.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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