Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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That's Racist

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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