What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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A man buys free health care...

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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Turn around.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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