Fat? Jesse Z

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Itookasipasoda

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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