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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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So you there Red?

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Asians

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Turkeys are obese

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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women's rights

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Wigan.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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A women president

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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