So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

who do we all like george goodburn

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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