Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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A guy is playing cod

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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