why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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womens sports...

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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