Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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