How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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