Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Women's rights.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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