when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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