- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Jewish People

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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