What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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son, you're adopted.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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