every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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