What's worse than death? Nothing.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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