Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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The WNBA

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Ben Affleck

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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