- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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