Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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