A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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poop

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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