Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Woman's rights.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Gay Rights

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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