Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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