The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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