What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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