yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Chuck Norris.

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Anti Joke

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