Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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