Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

who farted? umm........that guy.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Anti Joke

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