if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Penis

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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