What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Boobs are nasty!

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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