What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Womens Sports

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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