Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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World peace

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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nothing

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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