NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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