I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Anti Joke

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