Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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my shift key is broken1

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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