this is a joke

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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