Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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sky's sty

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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