What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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okay.....

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