What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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i'm funny

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Two jewish men walk into the butcher shop. They buy a pound of ground beef and nothing else.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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