How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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