A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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penis in the camel

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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what's black and can't swim?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Anti Joke

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