The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Your life

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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