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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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