I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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noodles

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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go go gadget

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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