Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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