A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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You're on fire.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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