Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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mark is mark

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Mitt Romney.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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