why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

How are you? Yes

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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