Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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A black person walks out of KFC

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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