- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

I can't see my forehead

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white, and Pansies are pink.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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