Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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