Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Anti Joke

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