BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Ju... Just why?

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Anti Joke

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