Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Like if you like big tits.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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A seal walks into a club.

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The WNBA

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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