What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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