Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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the game

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Knock knock Come In.......

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Justin

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Anti Joke

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