What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What fires shots? A gun

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

A seal walks into a club.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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