The game.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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irish man drinking john smiths

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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