- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?!"

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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