- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Women's rights.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Ouch.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What's white and black? Color blind.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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