A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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