Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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No joke.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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