A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Woman.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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