- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? Huh?

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Sarah Palin

Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

WNBA

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Elizabeth Warren

planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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