Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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pobody's nerfect

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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