Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

nothing

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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