- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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