What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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alcoholism kills

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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Justin Bieber

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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