what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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hi patrick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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