What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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stuarts mum

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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