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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What's up brah brah

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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