what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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