What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Take this and put it- No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Anti Joke

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