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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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