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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

What's the deal with brown?

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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