Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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