Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Read a Book.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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knock knock go away ok

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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