A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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ur gey

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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pudding

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Anti Joke

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