who farted your mother

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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My nipple is bleeding

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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women's rights

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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The 13th Amendment...

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