Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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i'm hard

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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George Bush.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Shit.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Anti Joke

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