Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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think twice or at least think

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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