Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's up? Your time.

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