what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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