A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What's two plus two? Window

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Poop swing

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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