Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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American healthcare.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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