What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Akshaytiger World

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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