- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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