What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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