Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Women's Rights

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matty russel are you on here

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Women's rights.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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