What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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