how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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It's long!

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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