Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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An Aisian failed a test

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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poopy is poopy

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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