Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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see ya

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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