Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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