My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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knock knock go away

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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womens rights to vote

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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