800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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