Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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