- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Get up Look in the mirror

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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