What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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