Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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men

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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