Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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