- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

GRAAAAAAAR.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Whose your daddy? Not me

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

who else is on here?

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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