what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Jokes are funny.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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