There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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womens rights!

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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