Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How many babies can fit inside a trash can? Seven.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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No. Yes.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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