I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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