What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Anti Joke

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