"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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A ginger was with his friends

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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hit the thumbs down button

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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