Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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