What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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