- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

a man is running away

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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