Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Adele walks into the stables

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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my names jim haha

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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