What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Potato.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Hitler was Jewish.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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