Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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