- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What's up? A direction...

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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