What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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