Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Dinosaur!

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Toaster

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No joke.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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long in the tooth!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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