A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Why did I get raped

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Got milk? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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A girl's opinion is respected.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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