what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Derp

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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