Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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I was once a hamster.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Anti Joke

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