Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Woman.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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