If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

thumb_up thumb_down +74

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

i lost the game

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops