Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Knock knock It's open

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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