Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Chicken

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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zebras

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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