An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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call of duty world at war

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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