What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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