- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

ever tried african food? they neither

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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