What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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