why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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womens rights

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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