Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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