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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Racial Equality.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Tennesse

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

whats black and large -me

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