Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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PENIS that is all

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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How did your baby die. She suffacted by your smell

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Anti Joke

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