- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

I've got the moobs like jagger.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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