- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Three head lice are drinking beer on a scalp, then they are killed by a high strength medical shampoo.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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