Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Fruitcake

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Nickleback.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Spell: “This word”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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