how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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