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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Women's rights.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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