Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Loperson

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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