what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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