What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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