Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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I came.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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