Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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