did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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. . I am a whale

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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