Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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