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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Women's rights.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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