What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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