why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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A American seeking into mexico

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Democracy.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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