whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Bitch

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What is White over Black? Society.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

trumpy trumpy trump

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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