Women's Soccer.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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<=-):[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]:(-=>

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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What's the new green? Green

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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