- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

So a seal walks into a club...

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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