What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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why did the man drop his ice-cream cone? He had no fingers, he lost them in Vietnam while he was protecting our country

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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