Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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