Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Your text.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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My butt!!!!

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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