A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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your mother

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i have cancer

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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