Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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lol a man is drowning

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Face Hunter is scum

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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