why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Cripples are lame.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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The EPA.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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