why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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