Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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penis

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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