Why did the old man die? He was old.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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