Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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boys

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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