- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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