Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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