What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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A black man in a country bar.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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