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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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i love to lick...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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Are you Drew?

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Female rights.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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