How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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GAY PEOPLE

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Gale swallows.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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