A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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women's rights

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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God is real

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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the WNBA

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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