kennah campion... being nice

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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toast points

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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