#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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fridge

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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