Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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