How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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