When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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