- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the sky is green no it is not

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

a horse walks into a blender ow

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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