whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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