A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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