what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Church.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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