- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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