What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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This is not funny.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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