Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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