Not Steve Jobs

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Womens Basketball.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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