An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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