- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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