This is an anti-joke.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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1 + 1 = 3

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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