thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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