how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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sexual intercourse.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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