Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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