Knock Knock Not Yet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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