What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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