Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Fart

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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