- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Roses are red Im adopted

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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