A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Why did the

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