George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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My friend harris is fat.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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raisin boogers

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