Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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