Nickelback

whats gay ? you

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Women's rights

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

THE GAME

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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