so the weather's nice...

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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hey bill!

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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