An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Kys

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why Because

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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