Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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