What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Feminism

haha.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

So a little girl walks into a bar.. and gets kicked out for being underaged.

Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

since when?

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

butt sex

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Badabing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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