How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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mc hammers income.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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