how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What is next?

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Nickelback.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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