2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Where's my baby??

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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The WNBA.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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