What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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