Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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