Dogs

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Hi

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Bob Saget

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Barack Obama.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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