A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Bloody kids ...

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Together we can get theist likes on anti-jokes :)

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Hey, come here often? No.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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