Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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pineapples

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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