What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

here's a joke... the american education society

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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