What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Bark I'm a tree

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "Yes, I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater." Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?" Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?" "No." "Then you're gay!"

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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