What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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n i g g e r s a r e f u c k i n g c h i n k y f a g s

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Jewish People

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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rarw

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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