knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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run farther?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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knock knock whos there not me

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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A mans opinion.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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miley cyrus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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