- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

God is real

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

the WNBA

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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