Jordan is pregant

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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