Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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