Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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A black succeeds

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