what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Anti Joke

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