What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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