Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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a blond is walking down a dark allie,.... she is raped and killed by the following morning.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobody likes you.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Anti Joke

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