A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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