I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

A ginger was with his friends

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Stop being a centipede

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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