What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Choir.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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