Wanna know something funny? Your face

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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