Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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lipstick pig

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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