Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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