Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Cripples are lame.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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