- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Chuck Norris died.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Who invented apple? God

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Please don't rape me.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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