A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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