What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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