So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Christians pornstars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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