How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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