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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Penis

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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