bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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A Serbian Film

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Anti Joke

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