What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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feminism

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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