I like to eat.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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