Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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