a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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