What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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A dancer walks into a barre

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Why didn't JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight? He was in a hurry.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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