Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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