What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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