Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

thumb_up thumb_down +27

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

thumb_up thumb_down -10

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

thumb_up thumb_down -8

all jokes aside...

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Cliterus

thumb_up thumb_down -6

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops