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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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Left. That one direction...

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Did you know?

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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