Adam Thomas is homosexual

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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