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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

German sausage is the wurst

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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