John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

My mum is called Steve

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

a dyslexic man walked his god.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

you give like i give lomain

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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