A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

thumb_up thumb_down -49

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

thumb_up thumb_down -121

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

thumb_up thumb_down +64

I hate black people. Because their black.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

thumb_up thumb_down -6

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Hi

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops