Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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