what's black? a lot of things.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Star Wars

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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