Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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