Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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