Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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