How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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