a black man pays his child support

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Your time.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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