- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

Knock Knock No one answers....

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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