What? Huh?

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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?J?o?k?e?

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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your face

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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