roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. But Roses can also be White. And Violets should be Purple

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