What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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12 in general

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Women's rights.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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10inch nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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