why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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A black man comes home from work.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Never again, I have all the intel I need on you, you cost me a fucking eye, you think I would let go of that so easily? It hurts day and night, I have not slept in days, my fucking eyelid is torn right off, and while I use a fucking excuse for an eyepatch, I still have not gotten used to sleep without being able to shut both my eyes, I have a constant fever, you miss me, you are directly responsible for scaring my wife and fucking over my face. Deal with it, cry harder asshole. Moral: You step on my foot, I break off yours, you cost me an eye, you do not know whats waiting in line for you, I am going to make you beg me to let you die! Did you think I would warm up as quickly to something as irresponsible as you? And we do not know yet if you did this on purpose, we do not even live in the same fucking country, and I get assholes assaulting me again! What the hell have you done? If my wife had been here I would have been dead! Moral: I hope you got pets, I will skin them alive in front of your face!

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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