What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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My dad

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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