How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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How did th-A fridge.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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