- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Justin Bieber.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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