Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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