Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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field day?

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Anti Joke

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