A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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