What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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