Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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hi dave

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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