What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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The Mets win the World Series

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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A child walks into a classroom.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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