Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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