- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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