Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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One day a man walked into a wall

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Breast cancer.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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HEY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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