Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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