- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Caroline Kelly.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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