Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Mogok Papiti.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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You have cancer

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woman's rights

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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