-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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