you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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