What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Fox News

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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ballsack

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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PENIS

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throbbing slobber

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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