Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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