What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Whats 1+1? window!

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Male leadership.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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