Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Anti Joke

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