Hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Obamacare

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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go go gadget

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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