What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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Penis

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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