Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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arse

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Knock Knock.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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