why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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I'm Jewish

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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