- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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racism...deal with it!

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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