I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Looks through the peephole.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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your face

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobody likes you.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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this website is a bad joke

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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