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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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