What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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