Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Click here to end the world.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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You're tall.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Anti Joke

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