black people

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Your time.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had blonde hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Guess what? The Game.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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