Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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