Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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