I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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