Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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