Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Three minorities walk into a bar and are treated poorly

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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My mom

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a trick question: feminists can't change anything.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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