I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

yo mama is fat shes fat

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

9:11 make a wish

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

I won the game.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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