why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Dylan Eichas

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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The horse said "nay."

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