Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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The WNBA.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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