without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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AIDS.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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