What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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The Olympics

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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