What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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Chris is hairy

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Anti Joke

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