What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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