Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Mmmm, donuts

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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