Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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matty russel are you on here

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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don't look behind you

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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