- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

ure mama's so fat

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: Comes in, sees masturbating son

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Gianni

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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