two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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