what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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What is a dog? Bark

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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