God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Ted Haggard.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Penis.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Don't think of granny porn

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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