Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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darude- sandstorm

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Where do you live? In a house

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Womens rights

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