Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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