What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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The Holocaust

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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u suck

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Anti Joke

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