Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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