I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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