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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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how do you win a game try your best

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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