How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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your mother

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Women's rights

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Womens' Rights

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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