Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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