A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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