Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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women's rights

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Sarah Palin.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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