Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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