- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

A young baby died.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why? Because.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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