your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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