- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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