to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Men's Sports

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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