- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Take part of what?

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

this is not a joke.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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