- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

Please? No.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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