whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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