- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

A man comes into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man comes into a horse.

jokes r dumb

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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