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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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