hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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when debbie meets downer

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Your Mom

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Anti Joke

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