A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Neither does he.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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