Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

Knock knock

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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