- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Matt is not funny.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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