What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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knock knock get lost!

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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