why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Got milk? No.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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