roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Yeah, totally.

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Thanks

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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tom hall

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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