Poverty.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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No soap radio

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