what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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im jewish

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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