what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Hey! Where is my tracker?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

thumb_up thumb_down -33

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Sarah Jessica Parker

thumb_up thumb_down +18

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops