why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Major League Soccer

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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