Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Chayton

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Slavery lol

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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