What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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