A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

I was born.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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