- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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