What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Mormons having fun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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