There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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james schmitt whats your last name

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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