Pickles are powerful

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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