why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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My mum is called Steve

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Religionh

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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