What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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tims sty:)

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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bologna

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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You have friends

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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This is funny.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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