Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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...NO.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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