Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Penis.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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