what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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French people

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Anti Joke

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