What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Jersey Shore.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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