Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Your Mother

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hot diggity dog

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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knock knock go away

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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You're welcome!

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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your momma's an antijoke

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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