Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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