What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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