Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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women's lacrosse.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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This is a joke.

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