A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

If life gives you lemonade.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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