A miserable man committed suicide.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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test test

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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