- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

why did the internet crash? it didn't

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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