why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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hello anomonous

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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No!

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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9/11/2001

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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