Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Black people being friendly.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Women's rights

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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There was this land of cheerios. The regular cheerios were the poor ones, the honey nut cheerios were middle class but loved to party, and the frosted cheerios were very wealthy. So there was a young regular cheerio named paul who really had a crush on this frosted cheerio girl named sophia. He liked her so much, that he finally got the courage to ask her out. Shyly he asked her "do you want to go to prom with me" she said "no i only date frosted cheerios". Paul understood and went back to his house dissapointed. The next day Paul went to the doctor and he asked for an operation to make him a frosted cheerio. Since he wasn't very wealthy he could only afford an opperation that would make him a half cheerio. He decided it will do. The next day he approched sophia and asked "will you go to prom with me now" she said "sorry i only date full frosted cheerios" The next day paul went back to the doctor and convinced his parents to lend him some money to become a full frosted, so thats what he did. The next day he asked her out and she finnally said yes. A few days later they went to the prom together that was hosted by the honey nut cheerios. Sophia asked paul for some brownies so paul said sure and waited on the brownie line for quite a long time. He brought her the brownie and thought he was very nice for waiting on line for so long. Then she asked for some fruit punch. Paul looked around and around, until he realized there was no punch line.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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