What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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