What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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