What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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"Up to 50% off."

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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ejaculation JLR

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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