what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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No it doesnt..

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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civil rights

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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