What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Itookasipasoda

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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