What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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