how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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