Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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