why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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