- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

a man walks into horse bar

what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

I have down syndrome. -RDV

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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