Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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