A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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anti jokes are for fags

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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