why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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K.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Nah

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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