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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

suck my dick.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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