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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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