why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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homework

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Mormons having fun.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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