Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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