You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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