What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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