A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Boobs are nasty!

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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What is a dog? Bark

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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