Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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womans rights

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Connor is homo

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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A blonde dies Lololol

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Bad grammers.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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