Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Womans baksetball...

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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