What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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