What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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i like cats

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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