Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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