What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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donald................duck for president

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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