mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Knock knock Go away

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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WNBA

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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