What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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