A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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My children are mistakes

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Justin Bieber

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Girls soccer

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Penis

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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