Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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The EPA.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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