- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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