- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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