- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Women rights.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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