Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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you suck

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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