Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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