- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Women drivers...

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

A man walks into a vagina

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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