What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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