A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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jews

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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anus soup

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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