Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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anne hatthaway

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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