Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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