What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Black people being friendly.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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