Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Women's rights.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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