A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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