what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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