- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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