What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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