Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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your mom

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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