How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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men

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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