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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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