Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Mmmm, donuts

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Republicans

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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