A mormon walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Snooki

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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