What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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I have a gay camel

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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