A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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womans having rights.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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