What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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i like pie

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Paige

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Anti Joke

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