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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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