- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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