I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Thanks

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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