The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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I'm hungry.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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