Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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what's black and can't swim?

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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