How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Shit.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Anti Joke

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