Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Apple.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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