What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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women leaving the kitchen

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Knock, Knock ...

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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