So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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lol

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Lacrosse

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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