What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

you know whats funny... nothing.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Womens rights

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Sea World Japan.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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