if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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I need to start studying.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Hey Shea

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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