What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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