Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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A seal walks into a club.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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