Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Penis.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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copy me and i will kill you

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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