Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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