what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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These Jokes suck.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Queens Park rangers

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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