What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Communism

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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The Qur'an

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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