- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Black People.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Sex education in Texas.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What's gay and gay? Joe

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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