hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Anti Joke

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