3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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feminine literature

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Drew Knowles is gay

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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GONNA

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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