- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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