- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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