- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

An Asian person drove home safely.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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