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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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