Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Kittens.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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