this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Jimmy Saville

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Error 37.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Black people are clen.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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