What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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