What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Justin's humor

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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