What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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acuna

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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penis

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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i was molested.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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poop.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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