- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

what do u call a black person by his name

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

XD Jackass.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

The Labour Party.

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