- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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