- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Potassium? K.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

How did the dog die? He was put down.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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