How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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8=D

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Justin Bieber.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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