A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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pobody's nerfect

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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