- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

you are gay

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

A jew went to Germany.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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