An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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eden stop

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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