do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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