Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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The WNBA.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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What's big and white?

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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