This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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