what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Hellen keller

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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