Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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myspace

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Joe Biden

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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