A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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