whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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