Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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9/11.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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