Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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feminists.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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I won the game.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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