Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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