What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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I don't get it

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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I once did something.

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A storm be brewin!

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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