i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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A mans opinion.

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