- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Johnson stops eating

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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