- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What did Delaware? A coat.

I like boys!!!!! CC

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

You bumder!

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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