Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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João Duarte reads this.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Anti Joke

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