Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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