Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What did one orphan say to the other? My parents are dead.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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