What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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