What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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My Nan, that is all.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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