What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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