what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

A Mormon walks into a bar.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

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