If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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My Girlfriend

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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