Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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diarrhea.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Your text.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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8=D

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Anti Joke

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