Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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hipsters

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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