What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Refrigerator

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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