why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's your guys names?

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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matt is fat

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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I'm Polish.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Anti Joke

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