rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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