what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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...NO.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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