Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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