How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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