roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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The Olympics

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