Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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