Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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A ginger was with his friends

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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hit the thumbs down button

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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