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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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