whats green and slimy? green slim

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my shift key is broken1

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Well educated black man.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Anti Joke

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