What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Poop

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Chayton

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Anti Joke

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