Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Choir.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

American healthcare.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

dallen loves penis

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

LOL -LOL GUY

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

aodhan hearty

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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