You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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