Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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kieran is a homosexual

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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