A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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