Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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