what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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girls lacrosse

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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