- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

can you touch your toes? no

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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