Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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ecks! why zee?

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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