Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Lebron Traveled

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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