My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Jake Bowar

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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