What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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terry stockton is straight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Oh, go away

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Global Warming.

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