Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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