Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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How old are you? 7

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