What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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You.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Grapefruit.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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I love pissing people off :P

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Anti Joke

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