Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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rebecca is a hard worker

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Golf.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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