Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Fart

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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