What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Your momma's so fat...

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69

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Equal rights!

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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