- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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