One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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9/11

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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gay marriage.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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