- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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