black people

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Life

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Apple juice.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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