What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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