Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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