Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

whats purple and savage? Barney!

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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