A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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balls

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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This is funny.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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