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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

A Frenchman stays and fights

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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