Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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