What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Anti Joke

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