- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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