Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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