There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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How old are you? 7

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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