your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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