Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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No.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Women can vote? wtf

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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