what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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