There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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