hey, my names mark.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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I told you it would happen

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Guess what? I like trains.

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who is mark

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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