what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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