whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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