Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Dwarf Shortage

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lipstick pig

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THe Election

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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