What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Women's rights.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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