Women's rights.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Jews

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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