52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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