Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

thumb_up thumb_down -11

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

thumb_up thumb_down +3

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

thumb_up thumb_down

When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops