Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Wheelchair high jump

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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obama

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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