- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman's rights.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

A Fat Kenyan

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

justin littleton. nuff said

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Of course, first door on your left

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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