What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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