Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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lol

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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