yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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which one is easiest

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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dead dibbs

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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