Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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