What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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I can't see my forehead

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white, and Pansies are pink.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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