Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

whats gay and american? a gay american

Gingers.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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