- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

Jesus Christ

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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