Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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