Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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penis hehehehe

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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School

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Shit!

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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