- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

guess what? bannanas

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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