What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Gadaffi

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Women's rights.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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eh

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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