Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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knock knock Come in.

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