Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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