Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Women Driving.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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