roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Women rights.

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hipsters

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