Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

thumb_up thumb_down +22

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

thumb_up thumb_down -13

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

thumb_up thumb_down -40

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

thumb_up thumb_down +28

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

thumb_up thumb_down +14

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

thumb_up thumb_down -17

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops