How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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