Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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canaan and mallory

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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