3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Canada's army

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Anti Joke

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