whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Sam Hengal.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Bumsniffer

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Dead girls can't say no.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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