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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

whats brown and sticky? shit

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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