Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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