What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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y u no like me joke?

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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KILL WHITEY

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