why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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