How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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