What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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