How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Anne Frank.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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