When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Du bist mein Kampf

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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