why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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apple pie.

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