So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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I love you.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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