Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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