Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Tunechi

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

The song Friday Rules!

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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