Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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