Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Caramel Boing.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Gay rights.

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69.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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4/20.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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