What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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read this

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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