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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

ugh good riddance

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