Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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