Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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LIFE :(

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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BWAT

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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whats black? a black man

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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