Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Hello

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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