A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Anti Joke

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