When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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