When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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