What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? ni**er

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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try slamming a revolving door

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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