What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Get on your knees Ho

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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obama

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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