Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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My life

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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