- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What's brown and sticky? Poop

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

womens sports...

womens rights

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