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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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