Phew... it's gone.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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david poredos

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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N-E Pats never cheated

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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