Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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