Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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boo

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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