What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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