What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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whats white and sticky glue

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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The Labour Party.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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