What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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womens rights.

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A black guy gets a job...

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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You idiot.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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