What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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chuck norris

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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