A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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black people

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Small titties.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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