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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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