why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What comes after 69? 70

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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