- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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