Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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