What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

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penis

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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