A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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whats brown? poop.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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