What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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