Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Anti Joke

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