What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

I can see you under there. Under what?

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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