The economy.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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TWIX PAUSE!

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Womens rights

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Sea World Japan.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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