- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Woman's rights

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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