- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

shammmm is a lesbian.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

A gay man watches football.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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