What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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