what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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