- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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