Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Your time.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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I am a women

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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whats black and strange a paki

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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This one sucks!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Microwave

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Anti Joke

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