How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Anti Joke

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