what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What is 9+10? 19

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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this is a joke

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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