A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Matt Damon

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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