Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Ted Haggard.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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