A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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