What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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