- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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