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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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