Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Adam Sandler.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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