Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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kesha is a virgin.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Anti Joke

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