How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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