- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

knock knock piss off

women's rights

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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