How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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