How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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