- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Vagina.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Penis

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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