roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Come in

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Land Rovers

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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