Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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whats a willy? -brock

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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