A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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