whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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women's rights

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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