A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Women's rights

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Women

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Yes.

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