A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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