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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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