- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

4 is half the number 8 is.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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