What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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Anti Joke

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