Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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