Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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You

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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