whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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a retard lost...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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women rights

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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No, Trinidad.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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