How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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... Chan chan

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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i killed my family

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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