- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

God wrote this joke.................................

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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