What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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