why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Women.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Rebecca Black.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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Once upon a time

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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