Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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penis

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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