Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Anti Joke

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