How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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i hate you.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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