It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Anti Joke

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