whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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poop is very very yummy.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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shut up kobe!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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