did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Scott Gomez

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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