A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Sloths

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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What is a chair?

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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