What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What is life? Paul.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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