- Anti Joke

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

im gay because im gay

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock knock. Who's there?

In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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