what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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