What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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