A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Your life

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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