What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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