Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Teen pregnancy

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pickle sniffer

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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What happen? Idk...

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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