Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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You're so straight!

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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