What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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OIO

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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