Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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What flys? A fly

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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