what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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dead battery come on down

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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