How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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