How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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