why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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God

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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