why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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