1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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BUT HWY?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Poop

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