knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Well, this is fun.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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