What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Anti Joke

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