Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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pauls tuck

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Anti Joke

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