How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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