What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Barbara Streisand

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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