- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

A horse walks into a barn.

salad days!

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why did he die? He was sick.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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