What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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