Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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