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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Ben is gay

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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