What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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If pro- is the opposite of con-, what is the opposite of progress? regress

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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