Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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