Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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The jets are a good team..

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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hello

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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