*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

It's your mother, open the door.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +36

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

thumb_up thumb_down -7

one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

thumb_up thumb_down -7

you are a åsshole :)

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

thumb_up thumb_down +50

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

thumb_up thumb_down -24

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

thumb_up thumb_down +10

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops