melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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