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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

This isn't funny.

Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

You.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Grapefruit.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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