whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Chuck Norris.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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