Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Star Wars

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Kevin and Ramin

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Knock, Knock Come in

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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