I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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your father died

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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