A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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A man died.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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