Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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