wael.. nuff said

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Your mom.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Asian NASCAR.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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