what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Drunk irish man

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Where's my baby??

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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