Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

thumb_up thumb_down +13

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

thumb_up thumb_down +147

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

thumb_up thumb_down -16

hi

thumb_up thumb_down -2

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Jesse gets so many ladies

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops