why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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The Holocaust

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Yo Mama just died.

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Anti Joke

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