yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Anti Joke

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