Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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im jewish

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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