Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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