What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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