So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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