Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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get in the car.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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