Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Women's Rights

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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