Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

im black

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Scott Gomez

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Title IX

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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