PATHETIC

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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A man buys a prius

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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