Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, Because they contain antioxidants and help to lower your cholesterol.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Mogok Papiti.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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