how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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I am Skaldak!

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#IHateHashtags

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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