Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Obama.

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