3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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