What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Trump will make America great again.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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