- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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