What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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