Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Anti Joke

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