- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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