A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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4/20.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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bologna

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Girls

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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