why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Ham sandwich

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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