- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What is green and is not grass A frogg

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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