What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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brian mcgee is gay!

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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