i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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balls in ya mouf

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Caramel Boing.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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