- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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