what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Women Voting

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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