- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

What is long and black? The line at KFC

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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