Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Hellen keller

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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