Knock knock Get off my porch.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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