Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Please don't shoot me

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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