Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Rebecca Black

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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