Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Womens rights

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Error 37.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Penis

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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