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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Shea's sty....

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

kieran is a homosexual

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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