- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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