- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

You're a big fat monkey.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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