Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Dan O'Driscoll

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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