wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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