What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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