Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Knock knock.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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