How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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