angelo snyder is not ga

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Male leadership.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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