What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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