A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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