What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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TRICERATOPS!

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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