Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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