Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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