Knock Knock. Come in.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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EGGPLANT

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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