Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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