Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Face Hunter is scum

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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A man buys free health care...

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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Turn around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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