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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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