Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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