What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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field day?

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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