When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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