Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Apple juice.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Pickles are moist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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