a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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why does column have a letter n?

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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