- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Sarah Palin is President

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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