What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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BUTTERFARTING

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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NASCAR

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Guess what What

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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THE GAME

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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