Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Do u take sugar?

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Rob Bell

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Anti Joke

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