why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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You suck big fat slobber

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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