A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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A bar walks into a man

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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who farted your mother

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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