Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Why did it die Nothing died

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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