"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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EGGPLANT

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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