whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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