Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Why do christians believe in God? Because believing in God is fundemental in their belief system; if they did not believe in God they simply wouldn't be christians. Muslims are in a similar predicament.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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want to go home? yea

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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