With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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yes... that's the joke

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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