Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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