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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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