Yo mamas so fat.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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