Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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