-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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