- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I don't get it

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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