how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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