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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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