Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What what In the butt

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Obama

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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