Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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