It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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