What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Jordan is pregant

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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