What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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what is orange? an orange

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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