Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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