why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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A group of 3 black male friends sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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What do you call a black man? A person

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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