What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Anti Joke

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