What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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