a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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im saul and i love cock

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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