your mom

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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my penis

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

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