Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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