how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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am i invited to party? no

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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