Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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