whats dumb and small? dandruff

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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CAS

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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poop

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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