What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Anti Joke

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