Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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That's Racist

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Jimmy Saville

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im at school

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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