Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Your mom goes to college

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Gestapo.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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