Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Homework.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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