- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

A seal walks into a club.

What comes after 23? 24.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

My Girlfriend

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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