Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Don't rape me!

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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