- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are balck people black because they are

knock knock!! kanye west

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

knock knock who's there aids

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

G:nock nock B:come in!

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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