Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Golf.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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