- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Mr Webb Hit keyboard loudly -...

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??