a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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my namew is jd

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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