Adam Chebali is awesome

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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