What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Your Mother

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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