laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Emily Walker.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Vaginal secretions

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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