you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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