Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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69

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Looks through the peephole.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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