Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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