A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Cows are land manatees.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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