A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Poop

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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