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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Womens Sports

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A seal walks into a club.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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FIRE!!

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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