- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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