did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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Black people

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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nickel back

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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