Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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scientology.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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black people

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Anti Joke

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