Where's my tractor?

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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Your Mom

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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womans having rights.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Anti Joke

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