So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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