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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

what sucks? things that suck

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

No.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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