roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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