Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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