~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Tim's gay.

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THE GAME

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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