You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Anti Joke

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