Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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