A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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