Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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The game!

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Libraries.

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The person below me is weird.

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hi my name is? joe

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Anti Joke

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