why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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