what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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guess what?

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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