What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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