- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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