- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

The Economy

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Albert your flies undone.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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