- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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