What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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