So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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gay marriage.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Laugh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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