Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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The game.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Anti Joke

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