Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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