A baby seal walks into a club.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Carrot fingers

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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