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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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