A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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boo

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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