What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Jason Connor.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Anti Joke

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