What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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