Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Gingers.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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