why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Hitler is my role model

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Anti Joke

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