Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

guess what? bannanas

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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