Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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I like turtoes.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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WNBA

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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womans having rights.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Potato salad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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