Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Reed is poopin

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

how does peploe get around they walk

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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