Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

knock knock your gay

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

pull my finger (farts)

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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