- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

knock knock come in

Your gay

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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