Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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