Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Womens rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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human centipede

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Women's rights

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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