What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Anti Joke

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