Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Chayton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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ass.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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