- Anti Joke

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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