What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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My peni s

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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