Set up Punch line.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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knock knock you may come in

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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WNBA

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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