You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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