What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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have safe sex

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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