Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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