What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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maddie latino

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A Woman Left The Kitchen. Then Was Promptly Ordered To Go Back.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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