Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Canida

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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