Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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