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Your future.

guess what chicken butt

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

whats my name? Matt

An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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