A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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69

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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