why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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The Game

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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