Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Where's my baby??

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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planking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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