what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Womens Rights.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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