What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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PSN IS UP

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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weiner? balls

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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