Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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