I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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