Knock knock. Come in.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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