A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Unless they were having sex with my corpse.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Why did? Yes

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Har har hey

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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