Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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penis

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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You have friends

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Your Mother

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dassa

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Who is John Galt?

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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