What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Anti Joke

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