Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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