Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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