Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

thumb_up thumb_down

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

thumb_up thumb_down -17

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

thumb_up thumb_down

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops