A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Hail Hitler

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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