What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Smart Blondes

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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