Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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