Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Hi

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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