A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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