- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

How did th-A fridge.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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