Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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DEATH.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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