Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Anti Joke

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