What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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