cliché rebecca black joke.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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shut up iggy

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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women's rights

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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neil patrick harris

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