What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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