- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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