Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

A women left the kitchen.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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