Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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7+5=12

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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