A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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