Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Bob dole

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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