Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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It's your mother, open the door.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Where's my tractor?

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