This is the concept of anti-joke.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Cancer.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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A giant storm loomed over a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who has been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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