"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Your mom.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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your life

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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