Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" And nothing happened.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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