A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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What does water smell like? water.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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more like nig!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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