today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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poo

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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