What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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