Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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