why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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