- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Women's rights.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

what's black and can't swim?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??