Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Knock knock

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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