How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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potato

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i like cats

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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i like tits

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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