why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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