If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Anti Joke

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