- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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