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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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