Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Joke

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Anti Joke

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