A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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