- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

The cow went moo

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Smeg...

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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