Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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twilight

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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