- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Lockerbie bombing

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Why? Because.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Penis.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What are annoying? Ads.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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