What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Golf.

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How old are you? 7

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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