- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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