Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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c-? men, C-men

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had blonde hair.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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