Jess Burns

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Stephen Walking.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Hi.

My name is Jeff

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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