Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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knock knock who's there police

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404 Error: Joke not found

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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