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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Anti Joke

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