Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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women's rights

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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