Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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