A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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Pickle

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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