What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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minorities

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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