What flys? A fly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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barack osama

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Women's rights

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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