Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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monkey sponge

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Diarrhea

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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