How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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I have a gay camel

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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