- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

anal seepage

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

Shea's sty....

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

YES! EXACTLY!

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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