what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Women's rights

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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