What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Brain fart

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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