what do u call a black man a black man

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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