Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Knock Knock. Come in.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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