Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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im gay because im gay

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Anti Joke

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