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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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America

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a black father

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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