What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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balls

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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