A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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PENIS

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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IU football

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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666

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