whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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