On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Men's rights.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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