Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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black people

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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