Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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