What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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lewis=cardiac

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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