- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

to get to the other side.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

The Colts this year.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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