- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Land Rovers

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Avery has crabs.

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