Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Deadly cancer.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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DERP

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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