Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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I was watching Fox news.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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