i fondle myself every night....

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Your social life.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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