How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Anti Joke

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