I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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oh hai

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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ass.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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