what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Hey Shea

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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