Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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rarw

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Women

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Anti Joke

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