What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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I pooped my pants

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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I have aids

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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