Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Mahmy

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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