How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Neither have I

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Poop

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Spinabifita

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Rick Perry.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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