What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Penis

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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a little girl gets raped

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Women Driving.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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