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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Runescape.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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who farted i did :]

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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minorities

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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