How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Robin, get in the car!

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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go F*** yourself

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Flop dog

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Anti Joke

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