What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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