What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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i killed my family

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Why? Because racecar.

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womens rights.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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