Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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