Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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I will create more jobs for americans

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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womens rights.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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