The mets are 3-0 this season

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Your Mom

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Q: What did the mentaly retarded kid get on his IQ test A: Drool

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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So dont touch it

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Anti Joke

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