Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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