What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Soccer...

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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dry handjob

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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