What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

How did the dog die? He was put down.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

What's 9+10=? 19

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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