Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Lindsay Lohan

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Anti Joke

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