Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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