two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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you just lost the game

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Rick Perry.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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