Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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