I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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