Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Microsoft Windows

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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this is a joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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womens rights to vote

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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