Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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A guy walks into a bar

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Make me famous

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Potassium? K.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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