a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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My sister has to take a dump

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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