- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Knock knock

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

we all know sammi has a penis

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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