a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Men's rights

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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