Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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