a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Punching a baby

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Anti Joke

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