Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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