Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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