Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Three men are stranded in a small rowboat. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. It became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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