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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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guess what what ...

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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ure mama's so fat

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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THE END.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Gianni

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Anti Joke

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