Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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