A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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womens rights

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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