Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Your big dick.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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