jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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