four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Well, this is fun.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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