What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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