- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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