Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A snake walks into a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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