- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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