What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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