Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Anti Joke

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