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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Microwave

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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