Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Hey, Max!!

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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