A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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The Pope

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Dick Chaney

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had blonde hair.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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