What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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What do I hate? people

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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-knock knock! -doors open

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