'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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Blarg

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Woman's Rights

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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