Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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tom pauling

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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