What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Oh, go away

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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