The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Penis

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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This is an anti- joke

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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