what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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A man... walks.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Anti Joke

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