What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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austins gay lolololol

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Anti Joke

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