Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What's one plus one? two.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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