Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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