What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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