When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Poverty.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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