What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Terry is at his job, when he drops his cookie on the floor. His coworker accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his coworker. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. Turns out Terry is black.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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liam buchan is gay !

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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