What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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