What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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