What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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