A chicken walks into a barn.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Obama

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Hi colton

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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