Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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