Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Please don't rape me.

Exactly what?

What time is it? 12:03 AM

a black guy leaves prison

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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