Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

guess what what ...

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

ure mama's so fat

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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