A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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feces

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Joke.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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