Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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