What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Obama 2012

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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