Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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obama is a good president

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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The Female Orgasm

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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OBAMA

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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