- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

Scientology.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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