i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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