It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Brad Fuller!

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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