what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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The american education system.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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