What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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