How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Anti Joke

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