What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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