What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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