A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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ewrg

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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connor sucks

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Where's my tractor?

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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