Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

This is funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

thumb_up thumb_down

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How did th-A fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops