What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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