the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Roey Jegen

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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bitches be crafty.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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nickel back

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Anti Joke

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