Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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asparagus

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Anti Joke

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