The song Friday Rules!

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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SBB

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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