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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Knock, Knock No one was home.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Do you like apples? Yes

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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