What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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