What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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