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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

There once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he awoke with a fright in the middle of the night to find he had eaten the gel packets that came with them and died of cancer.

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

A girl's opinion is respected.

Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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