- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Word play, punch-line, joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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