Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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