What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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