- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Are you black? Kill yourself.

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speech and debate.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)