- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Albert your flies undone.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

This joke isnt funny.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

Bob fell off his roof.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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