My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

haha, you're an orphan

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Q: What's the difference between a mountain goat and a pitching wedge? A: A lot.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

0 + 0 = 0

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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