What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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what sucks? things that suck

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Anti Joke

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