Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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