What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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