Rob Bell

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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