My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Badgers are cool

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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denisssssssssssssss

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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