Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Gay's rights

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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