Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Ron Paul for President!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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