What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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your social life.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Anti Joke

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