What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Jesus Christ

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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