What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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