two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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