"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Andoni was here

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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