- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

you will like this because i am black.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

feminism

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

whats brown and sticky? A stick

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

hey hey apple

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Knock Knock. Not home.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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