Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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whats white and sticky glue

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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