Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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aodhan hearty

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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