Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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conrad profit

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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