So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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acualy is dolan

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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