Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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