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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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