How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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