Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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