What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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