What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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