Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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