Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Okay, after this one then...

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Donald Trump

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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