i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Poop swing

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Diana and victoria

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Anti Joke

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