- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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