What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Compton

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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