what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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boobs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Josh kissing a girl

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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epic win?

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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