Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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