What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Chicken

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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WTF BOOOOOM

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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