Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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