What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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