What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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I'm Spartacus

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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