what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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