How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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