-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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Rush Limbaugh

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Anti Joke

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