Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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My butt!!!!

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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so...um, yeah

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