- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

pobody's nerfect

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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