What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

the chicken whent boomand then died

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

XD Jackass.

homosexuals are gay

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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