A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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You copy and paster!

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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