What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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i was molested.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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who ever is reading this....

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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