Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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9/11.

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I work at jcpenny

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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split your ass cheek

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Billy Cundiff.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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