A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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W.N.B.A.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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