You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Women's Rights

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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PEANIS!

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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