There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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