what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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