Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Female Athletics

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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