- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Your wife died during the delivery.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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