- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

What's brown and sticky? a stick

Yes.

What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

hey guys im gay

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Guess what? Chicken butt

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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