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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

I can't think of a joke.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

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