The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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I Have a Black Friend

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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David Silberberg is gay

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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