OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Compton

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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liam buchan is gay !

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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