Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

The NHL playoffs

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Dude man, I'm high...

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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