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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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