Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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this is not an anti joke

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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