Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

TIMMAH!

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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you just contradicted yourself.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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