Japan called... They need help.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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