Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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smug face >:}

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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The Labour Party.

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And more;

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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