Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Guess what What

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Cancer

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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