What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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taking out the trash... at night

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Anti Joke

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