What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Ben is gay

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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black people

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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