Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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asian drivers.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Error 37.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Rick Perry.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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