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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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