Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Your Mom!!!

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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A lot eh?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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