How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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I'm Polish.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Kony 2012

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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