Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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