The Bible

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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mitt romney

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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want a balloon? yeah

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Snausages.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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