What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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I shot a bitch.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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