Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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I'm Spartacus

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