1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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