A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Seven

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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