Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Brad Fuller!

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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