Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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KILL WHITEY

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Are you a tree? No.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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