- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

thumbs up!

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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