What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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