- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

kiss me?

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

want a balloon? yeah

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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