A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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I hate blackniggers

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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alert("The Game");//

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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