What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Daym im romantic

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Anti Joke

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