What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Jasper sucks.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Scott

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

nice shorts.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Brittney Spears

Lacrosse

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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