Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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