Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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This is a joke

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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