What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Lebron Traveled

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What is next?

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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