Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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The jets are a good team..

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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