What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Read a Book.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Hey

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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