How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Tilt your screen back

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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Nickelback

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Penis.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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