why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Poop

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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