What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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