Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

Girls soccer

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Women's rights.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

Get in the car.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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