Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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