A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Sex vagina. lol.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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