wanna hear a joke? no

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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poo

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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A Jew returns change.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Anti Joke

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