Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Women's rights...

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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:O + :P = 69

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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