Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Women's rights...

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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