Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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obama

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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