A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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im gay

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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