Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Straight men can be bronies.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Black Poeple

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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