The horse's name was Friday

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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NEVER

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Anti Joke

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