Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Women's Rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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