What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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c+t+c?

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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9/11 my birthday

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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