what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Shea's sty....

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Can I touch it?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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