Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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