I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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This isn't funny.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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i like pie.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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