What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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