Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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