Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Poop

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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penis haha

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Anti Joke

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