What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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