What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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