Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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