A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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cory is gay

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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A man walks into a pole.

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Laura Pratz..

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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hey John will you make some copies

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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