Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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whats a willy? -brock

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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