Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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