What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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black people. that is all...

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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