Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Where's my baby??

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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The WNBA.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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girls basketball

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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