What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Anti Joke

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