Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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