What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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Lil' Wayne

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Tilt your screen back .

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Women's Rights

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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