Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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This is a random Anti joke.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Exactly what?

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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