What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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