Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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