Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Black people

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Hello

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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