- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

A boy with red hair is happy.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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