Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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why are balck people black because they are

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Women Drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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