- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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