What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Kys

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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