A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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retard

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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