- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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suck my dick.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

An atheist walks into a church

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

balls in ya mouf

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

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