What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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women's rights

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Netflix and chill

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Anti Joke

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