Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Men's rights

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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