Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

thumb_up thumb_down +219

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

thumb_up thumb_down +3

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

am i invited to party? no

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops