- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Q: What's the difference between a mountain goat and a pitching wedge? A: A lot.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

0 + 0 = 0

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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