What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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