What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Womens' rights.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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