What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Trump will make America great again.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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