Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Knock knock Fuck off!

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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