i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Canada

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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