What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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hrih

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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