why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Why did it die Nothing died

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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knock knock piss off

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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