I Have a Black Friend

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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