Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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gay marriage.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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