- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Wade's the father

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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