Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Yanter, Look it up

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Anti Joke

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