Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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João Duarte reads this.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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The GOV and the WHO?

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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