Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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A fish walks into a bar

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Pineapple.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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