I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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