What's in there? Get outta there...

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Get in the van

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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