Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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What time is it? 20:45.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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