Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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