Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Hi Shelby!!

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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