- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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i like turtals and kids

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Society.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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