Oh, go away

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

thumb_up thumb_down +1

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

thumb_up thumb_down

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Illumati Confirmed

thumb_up thumb_down -24

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops