FIRE!!

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What is your name? My name is Jeff

squirrels with massive bonerss

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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