Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

thumb_up thumb_down -1

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

thumb_up thumb_down +4

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

When life throws you lemons, duck.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -28

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops