Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Im gay What about you

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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