Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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I had sex with my mother in law

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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