Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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My mom's dead

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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._____________________. Whale!

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Welcome To Facebook

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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