There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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haha

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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the WNBA

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Womens rights !

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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www.xnxx.com

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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