How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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No soup for you!

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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chuck norris

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Women drivers...

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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