reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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My name is Harry.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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hola said the chinese man

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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you will like this because i am black.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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