Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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