What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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gingers

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Obama lin Baden.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What's the deal with brown?

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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