- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Im black

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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