a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Probably also quizzical in some sense, but there are several other adjectives that could describe tests as well.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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