Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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lewis=cardiac

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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