-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Minecraft.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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