So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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I enjoy anal.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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