Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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derp

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Womens rights.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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minorities.....

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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