- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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