A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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