What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Anti Joke

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