What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Women's Rights Movement

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Anti Joke

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