What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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