Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Jellybeans

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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