roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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