PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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So. The gays. ...

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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