What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Women's Rights

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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