whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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sweaty black guy

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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womens rights

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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