What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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WNBA

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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watch a i d s left

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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