- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

a. why? b. because

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

A baby gets hit by a bus.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Why did the dog die? He was old

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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