Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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