I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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ugvvvvvv

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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