I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Come in

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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A seal walks into a club.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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