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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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I'm not here.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Jews

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Anti Joke

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