Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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hi joshua

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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