What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

thumb_up thumb_down +19

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

thumb_up thumb_down +10

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops