What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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