Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Woman's Rights.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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