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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

thumbs up!

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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