There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Sac

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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