Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Womens Sports

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A seal walks into a club.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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