What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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womens rights to vote

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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