What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Justin Beiber

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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