A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Hail Heetluh

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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