What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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My mom's dead

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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How many light bulbs? 1

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what time is it rape time

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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The WNBA

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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