knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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W.N.B.A.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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