Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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knock knock

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What's one plus one? two.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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hi

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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hi iggy

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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