hey guys im gay

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Soccer...

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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