Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What's your blood type? Red.

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A snake walks into a bar

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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