An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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