Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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how do you confuse a blond?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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