How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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