What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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