Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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jibby jobby

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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VAGINA.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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The MLS

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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No

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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eden stop

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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The WNBA.

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Anti Joke

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