Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Microsoft Windows

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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4-4-2

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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YOU

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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