Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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troll----> hahaha---->

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Cripples are lame.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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