Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Black People.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Sex education in Texas.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Anti Joke

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