Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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I was once a hamster.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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