- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Girls

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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