What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Take off your shoes.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Caramel Boing.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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