Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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