Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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I won the game.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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minorities

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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