Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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I'm gay.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Penis.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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knock knock come in

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Nickelback.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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It says so on your cap.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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