- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

That's what he said.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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