How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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