- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Penis.

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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