Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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