Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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