Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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like for a handjob.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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How old is victor? Old

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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