- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What's worse than death? Nothing.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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