The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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