Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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