What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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