I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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a little girl gets raped

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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A American seeking into mexico

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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