Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Once there was a rich man who lived in a castle on a hill. One fine morning who awoke and decided to go downstairs to make a cup of tea. As he switched on the kettle, he realised he had no tea bags, and so, went to the local shops to buy some – but when he arrived back, his magnificent castle had been burnt down to the ground. The man, obviously shocked, looked around in hope for some evidence as to who would commit this awful crime, but he saw nothing, apart from a little green man running off into the distance. The man calls insurance and they give him a mansion. One morning in the man’s fine mansion, he decided he wanted a nice cup of tea, so went downstairs, discovered he had no teabags, went to the shop to purchase some and came back to find his mansion was no more than a pile of ash. Once again he looked around and saw nothing other than a little green man running off into the distance. The man calls insurance for a second time and they give him a normal house. One morning in the man’s normal house, he feels the need for a cup of tea. But has no teabags, he goes to the shop to get some and comes back to find his normal house has burnt down. In the distance a little green man is running away. Insurance give the man a small cottage. And one morning in this small cottage, the man goes downstairs to make a cup of tea, but once again he has no teabags. Off to the shops he went to buy some but discovered, as he approached his cottage on the way home, that it had been burnt down. He looked around to see the now familiar sight of a little green man running off into the distance. Insurance give him a caravan. One morning in the caravan, the man discovers, while attempting to make a cup of tea, that he has no teabags. So, naively, he goes to the shop to get some and comes back to his caravan to find it burnt down. He looked up and saw a little green man running off into the distance. The now annoyed insurance company give the man a tent. One sunny morning in the man’s tent - he feels the need for tea, but has no teabags; he goes to the shop to buy some and arrives back at his tent to find a little green man holding a can of gasoline and some matches. The man asks: “are you the one who has been burning down all my houses?” And the little green man replies: “No.”

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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guess what?

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