What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Man 1: What's blue and goes blub blub? Man 2: I don't know what? Man 1: A blue blub blub. What's green and goes blub blub? Man 2: A green blub blub? Man 1: There's no such thing as a green blub blub you moron.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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newt gingrich

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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