- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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