What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Your mom

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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boobs

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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i hate you.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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suck my dick.

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