A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Your mom goes to college

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Yo mama so ugly people don't like to look at her.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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