Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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the game

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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