Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Why? Because.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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