What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Brad Fuller!

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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