what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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