What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Black people

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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