Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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