What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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