Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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marble

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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knock knock come in !

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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