How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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What time is it? 20:45.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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