What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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This is not a joke or is it

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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pee

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69 :)

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Guess what What

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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