What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Indeed.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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roses are red violets should be purple

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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