Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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