Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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