What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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This is a joke

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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