A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Women's Golf

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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