- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Where are you going Your house

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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