Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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