What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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mental kid

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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