Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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