What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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knock knock? come in

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Anti Joke

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