I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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