What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Morning wood.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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