Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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GADZOOKS!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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