I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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João Duarte reads this.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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