Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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How are you? Yes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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cory is gay

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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