What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Black People

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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