A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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