Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Smelly Indians.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Fruitcake

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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