Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Apple.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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