Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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