Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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