Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Penisland

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Black people

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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