What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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