What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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