There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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