What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Man 1: What's blue and goes blub blub? Man 2: I don't know what? Man 1: A blue blub blub. What's green and goes blub blub? Man 2: A green blub blub? Man 1: There's no such thing as a green blub blub you moron.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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