why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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