What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Jasper sucks.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Dear John,

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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