- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Donald Trump

How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

All of these jokes are about white people

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White men's rights

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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