A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Runescape.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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