Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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whats better than shoes feet

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fruit salad?

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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whats one plus one penis

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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