- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

PENIS THAT IS ALL!

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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