What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Microsoft Windows

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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who is awesome? no one...

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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