- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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