- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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