A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

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