Miscarriages.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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bite me

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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tom hall

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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