Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What is my name? I dont know

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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