Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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your life

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Donald Trump

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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