ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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69.9

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Diana and victoria

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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