Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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im gay

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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the game

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Anti Joke

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