What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A fat man on a moped

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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