haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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