What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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PATHETIC

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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