You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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