Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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