Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What's wrong with woman Everything

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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