What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Please? No.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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