Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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