what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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XD Jackass.

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homosexuals are gay

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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