Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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