What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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nice shorts.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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This is not Will Smith.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Life

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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general tso's broccoli

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Obamacare!

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