Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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tims sty:)

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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