What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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matt shut up

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Anti Joke

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