What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Anti Joke

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