Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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