What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Anti Joke

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