Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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