Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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