How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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