what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Barack Obama

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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