- Anti Joke

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

There once was a cheerio. To protect the names of the innocent, we'll call him mike. Mike the cheerio is just a plain cheerio. Mike was walking down the street one day. He was feeling good. He had his headphones on and was enjoying a stroll. All of a sudden, he turns to see a beautiful honey-nut cheerio behind the counter of the store he was walking by. He thought to himself "Man, she's gorgeous. Maybe ill go ask her out." But then he remembers that he is just a regular cheerio. He then goes home. So he starts getting ready to go to bed. Mike then looks at his reflection and sees a spot on his arm. Then he does something you should NEVER do as a cheerio. What does he do? He LICKS it. Then he goes to sleep. Mike wakes up the next day. He realizes that he's become an apple jack cheerio! Mike then goes to work feeling great. Life is looking up. On his way home from work he even asks the honey-nut cheerio out on a date. Mike goes home and gets ready for bed. Then he sees a spot on his arm. Then he does something you should NEVER do as a cheerio. What does he do? He LICKS it. Then he goes to sleep. He wakes up the next morning and realizes that he's become a honey-nut cheerio! Mike then goes to work, comes home, and gets ready for his date. The date goes great and they end up dating for two years. Mike then decides to propose to his girlfriend. He decides that he needs to ask her father for his blessing first though. The father had to work late that night so mike decided to just ask him the next day. Mike goes home and gets ready for bed. He then sees a spot on his arm. Then he does something you should NEVER do as a cheerio. What does he do? He LICKS it. Then he goes to sleep. He wakes up the next morning and realizes that he's become a regular cheerio! Then he remembers that he was supposed to ask his girlfriend's father for her hand in marriage. Mike is scared that he may now say no. He decides to go for it anyway. Confused, he looks at Mike and says "A regular cheerio, marrying my daughter? I don't thinks so." Mike and his girlfriend break-up because of this. Mike feels really distraught over the whole set set of events. He goes to the bar to get really drunk. Mike sees one of his friends at the bar. He tells the friend his story. The friend tells Mike that he needs to go get his mind off of it. He then offers Mike to go to a new club. Mike accepts and they go off to the club. Mike sees so many hot cheerios out on the dance floor. He goes and starts dancing. He dances so much that he starts getting really thirsty. He looks around but can't find anything to drink, so he decides to keep dancing. His thirst really starts to get to him and he starts to really need a drink, He looks around and still can't find somewhere to get a drink. Then he thinks "Wait what kind of drink do people have at a party? Punch! So he looks through the entire place, but there was no punchline...

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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