a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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