- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Fox News.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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