What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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What's just not right? Left

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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