Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Knock knock

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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1134

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Enchilada

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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So dont touch it

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