I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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