natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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