Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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That's unfortunate.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Anti Joke

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