My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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