A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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dog

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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