Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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the cow goes moo

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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WILLYS

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Your mum is dead

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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