so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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