What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Women Drivers.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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