Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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