What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Anti Joke

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