"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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