why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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hi mom

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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