What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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