Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Girls soccer

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Penis

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Anti Joke

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