roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Anti Joke

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