What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Anti Joke

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