Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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An asian without a future.

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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