A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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The joke below me is retarded

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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