Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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