What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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6

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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dassa

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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