What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Anti Joke

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