a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Black People.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Sex education in Texas.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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