- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

if it's friday, it must be China

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Ebola

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Knock Knock Not Yet

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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