What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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balls in ya mouf

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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