What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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whats one plus one penis

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Yo momma is SO black.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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