I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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