How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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