- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

who smells? •Liam

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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