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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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Laugh.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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