What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Obama.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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