Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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