an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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