Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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youre gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Your mom goes to college

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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