- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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