Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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