Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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