When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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