If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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