What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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FIRE!!

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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9/11

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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