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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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like facebook.com/john maon

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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a ginger has a soul

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Anti Joke

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