What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Tilt your screen back

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Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

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minorities.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Jason Connor.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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