- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

Justin Bieber got laid

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

guess what? chicken butt.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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