what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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woman's rights

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Anti Joke

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