what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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