Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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hey bill!

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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This is a random Anti joke.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Exactly what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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