Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Hello penis

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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