Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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