You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Emily Walker.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Anti Joke

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