Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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I have an erection My mom!

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Penis!

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Obamacare

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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A Banana wrote this...

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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