whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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