Asians

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Anti Joke

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