A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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