I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Gay rights

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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