What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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National security?

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black people swimming

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Adam Sandler.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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