A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What should I name my dog?

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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