Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Chuck Norris died.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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minorities

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people magazine

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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