- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

mikey is cute

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

poo

You know whats better than 24? 25

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

a man walks into a prostitute.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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