What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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