Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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