How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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I got shot, you laughed

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Anti Joke

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