How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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White men's rights

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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scientology.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Your face

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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