Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Once, I went to Peru.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Which is longer? A rope...

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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