What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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PSN IS UP

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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weiner? balls

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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