- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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