A young baby died.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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