- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding out you ate half a worm? Getting raped. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver then getting raped.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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