What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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