What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Justin beiber comment if u get it

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

chuck norris

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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