what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Boner

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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