Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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your momma's an antijoke

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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