What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Chuck Norris Dies.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Mrs. Welsh

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

knock knock come in!

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.