What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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