Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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