Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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