Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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