Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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SEX

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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