In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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