- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Women's rights

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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