roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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adam hodgson !

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Cows are land manatees.

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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You suck big fat slobber

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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whats black? a black man

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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