What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Women's rights.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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