How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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roses are red violets are blue

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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