What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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girls basketball

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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