Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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test test

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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