Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Anti Joke

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