Joay impistato is a fig

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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this website is non-operational.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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