Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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mikey is cute

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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