Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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NASCAR

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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what's white and sticky semen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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