Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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split your ass cheek

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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