How you know when dislextic

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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