What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Jordan is pregant

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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