Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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