What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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