- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Is this a chair?

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

your mom.

why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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