Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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666 im christian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Poop

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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