A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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falling didnt make the difference

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drew edminstin is a rat

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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