A black man walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman refuses to serve him because of his race. This causes the black man and any others in the establishment to leave, considering this appalling behaviour.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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