What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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