children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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bryden is a faggot

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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