Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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