knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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butt sex

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Anti Joke

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