An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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