your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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WTF BOOOOOM

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Anti jokes are funny

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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