A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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