Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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u suck

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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