If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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your mother

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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