- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

terry stockton is straight

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Oh, go away

Global Warming.

THE GAME

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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