What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Pianca going ham

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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