- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

My nipple is bleeding

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

where wally? wallys a myth.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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