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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Sloths

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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What is a chair?

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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