Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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