Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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