We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Joe Biden

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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