What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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