Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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