Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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