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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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