Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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