What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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