how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbours saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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