What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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have safe sex

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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