Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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