Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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knock knock who's there aids

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