How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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womens rights

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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women's rights

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Anti Joke

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