Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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My butt!!!!

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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so...um, yeah

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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