What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

A woman's opinion

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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