what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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knock knock

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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