Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Justin beiber's penis

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EGGPLANT

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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