What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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