Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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