What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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