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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

No.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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