-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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