When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Women Driving.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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this website is a bad joke

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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