the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Alex Eggbert

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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