What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Anti Joke

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