Whats Obama's last name?

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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