What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Hello.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

My life :(

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Poo LOL

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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