What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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minorities.....

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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Anti Joke

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