Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Asians...

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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