You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Hellen keller

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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