Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A van drives into a car.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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These Jokes suck.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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