What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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ecks! why zee?

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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