- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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