- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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