What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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1+1 =? Too

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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