A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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