- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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