A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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