- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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