Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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F? No k

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A black man in a country bar.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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