Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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