A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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This sentence is a lie.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Jews...

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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