Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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your father died

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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poo

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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