What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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