A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Donald Trump

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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