I am really good at math debating

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Freedom of Speech

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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