Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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