Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Your mother just died.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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