What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Anti Joke

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