a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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dallen loves penis

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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