:O + :P = 69

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Justin's life

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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