I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Mooses

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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