Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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