- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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