Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Justin Bieber

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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