What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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