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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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