- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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