What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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knock knock Come in.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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