this is not a joke. jks

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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a black guy leaves prison

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Anti Joke

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