what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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whats pale and white your ass.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Wheelchair high jump

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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