- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What is funnier than 24 69

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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