- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

knock knock Goodbye

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