Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Anti Joke

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