Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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