Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Bumsniffer

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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