What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Stop procrastinating.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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