What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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It's long!

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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