"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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jews

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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