What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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