- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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