What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Mitt Romney

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Replacement Referees

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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