What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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The game!

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Libraries.

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The person below me is weird.

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hi my name is? joe

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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