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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Deadly cancer.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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crap!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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