What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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