Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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