what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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A man... walks.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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