- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

tim tebow is a great quarterback

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

A woman walks into a bar.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

why was the boy sad? because.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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