Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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This one sucks!

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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