What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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