If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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