What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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all the kids had fun

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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