What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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