Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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I'm homeless.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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hi

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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You just won the game...

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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