FUCK YOU NEVEN

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Whats 9+10? 19

Jovan

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

What's red and has wheels? A red car

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

Gus's mom

A woman walks into a bar.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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