100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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woman's lacrosse

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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