- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Come In!

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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