What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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British Dentistry

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Vagina-Boob

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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