What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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how much fish could a chicken

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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marble

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Anti Joke

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