You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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