A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Sea World Japan.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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