Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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