Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Chinese drivers.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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