Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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It's your mother, open the door.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Andy Carrol

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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