Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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