Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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A blind man walks into a bar

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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