Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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homosexual rights to marriage

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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