Barack Obama.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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