- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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