- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Where's my shotgun

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

live babies

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

what's funny about war? nothing!

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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