Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -The Pizza you ordered. -Oh thank you very much. -That'll be $10. -Here you go. -Thank you very much, sir. Enjoy your meal.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Neither did she.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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