Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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no

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Dislike this.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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