- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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