What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Black...

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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heat!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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S.O.P.A

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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