What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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swag

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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