What did the old man say? Im old

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Go away.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Catholicism.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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You are joking right?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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