A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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