Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Liverpool City Football Club

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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A blind man walks into a library.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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