- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

hi my name is? joe

A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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