ecks! why zee?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Potato salad

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Woman.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Kittens.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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