Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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knock knock your gay

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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pull my finger (farts)

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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