What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Refridgerator.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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