whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Derp

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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