Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Cripples are lame.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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