Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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