Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Dogs

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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