- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Lets make like trees and stand still

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Justin Bieber

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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