what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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