Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Go away.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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s e m e n

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Canada

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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