Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Lockerbie bombing

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Rob Bell

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Jasper sucks.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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