Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Potassium? K.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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