Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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