- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

i fondle myself every night....

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Chris is hairy

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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