What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Q: What's the difference between a mountain goat and a pitching wedge? A: A lot.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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0 + 0 = 0

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Anti Joke

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