- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

PEANIS!

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

I'm homeless.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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