Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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