- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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