A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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W.N.B.A.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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