- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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