what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Your Mother

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Charlotte Bobcats

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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