Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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my egg roll

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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