So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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68 :)

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