yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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