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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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...NO.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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The Bible

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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