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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

The horse's name was Friday

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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