What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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