Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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