How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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raping black women

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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