- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

NEVER

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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