What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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World Peace

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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