- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

nothing

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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