Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Women's Rights.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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