A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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