Kony 2012

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Women's rights

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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