Take part of what?

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Roses are red, yup.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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