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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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