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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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