What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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So does Blake

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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