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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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You

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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