What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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