A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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The person below me is weird.

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thumbs up!

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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I'm so punny.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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