What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Women's rights.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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