What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Penis.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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I C U P White stuff

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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