Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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they're dead. idiot.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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LIE

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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mark is religion

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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