Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Dance is a sport

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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I was born.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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