- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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