Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Justin Bieber.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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