A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

i dont care if you rate me or not

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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