How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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I love alchohol!

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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Justin's hair

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Black people

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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