Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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i'm hard

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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whats 69+2? 71

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mark is mark

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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