how did the little girl die cancer

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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9/11 my birthday

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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