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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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