How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Tennesse

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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