Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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women rights

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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