This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Penis

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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