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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

why are balck people black because they are

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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