Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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