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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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