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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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