Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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