Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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what?

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Granny porn!

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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There's my tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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