How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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This sentance contains three errers

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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A fat guy!

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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