knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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