What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Chuck Norris.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Women Sports.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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