Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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