How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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