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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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