Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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whats black and large -me

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Land Rovers

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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