Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Women's Rights

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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