- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

yo mama is fat shes fat

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

c+t+c?

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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