- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

your all shit at jokes

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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