What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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