- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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