Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

A seal walks into a club...

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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