A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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