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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Unless they were having sex with my corpse.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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