Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Nippies

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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