amy copied adams haircut :0

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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hello

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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