Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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