What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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The Detroit Lions

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Eric is gay Ha

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