What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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david weres the slug gone

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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