- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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