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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Goat balls.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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guess what?

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Junior's love life.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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