Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Where's my shotgun

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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whats really hot the sun

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Six million.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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