whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Jeff

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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I love alchohol!

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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