A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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