- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

My kids are mistakes.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

2 + 2 = 4

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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