- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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