what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What break when you talk?

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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