There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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