How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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