why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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so the weather's nice...

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Nickelback

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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