Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Woman's rights

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Oliver's friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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raping black women

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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