- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Junior's love life.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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