Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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