If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Penis.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Hashtag

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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hey

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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guess what?

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You are joking right?

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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