Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Dylan is a person

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A black person dies.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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