Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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