Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Equal rights!

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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