You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Justin Bieber

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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