What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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S.O.P.A

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy are stranded in the middle of a desert. After many days of not finding food, water, or shelter they contemplate cannibalism to survive, but can't decide who to eat. The mexican dies first for an unrelated reason

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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test

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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