Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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