when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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dallen loves penis

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Gadaffi

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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BOTTOM!!!

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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you just read an anti-joke

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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