What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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