How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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