Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Nothing yet CC

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

zebras

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Brain fart

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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