What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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