What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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homosexual rights to marriage

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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