What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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You

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i have 2 penises

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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