Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Poop

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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