A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Katy Perry

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poo

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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