How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Anti Joke

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