Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Butt poop.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Two guys walk into a bar to get out of the rain and have a drink after a long day of work. The first guy orders a bottle of imported beer sits down and begins to drink. After waiting his turn the second guy also orders a bottle of imported beer but because he is Polish he does it incorrectly and awkwardly

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what did the Hispanic man say to the black man? hello

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Anti Joke

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