I have a crush on my dad.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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