What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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A bar walks into a man

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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