Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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A snake walks into a bar

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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american idol

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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