why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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my namew is jd

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Herman Cain

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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womens sports...

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Please? No.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Thanks

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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