- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

good one jess !!

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Penis

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Vagina ass.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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