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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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