Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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