- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

* anti-punchline

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

Patriarchy.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

tim has no humor

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Anti jokes.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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