- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

ever tried african food? they neither

autistic kids rock

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

69, hahaha

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Rebecca Black.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Chlamydia

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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