Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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yes... that's the joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Woman's Rights

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