Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What's up brah brah

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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