Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Hi

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Women's rights.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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