Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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A man walks into a bar

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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