- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

YOU

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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