- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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