a black guy leaves prison

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Like if you like big tits.

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