- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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