- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Queens Park rangers

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A fish walks into a bar

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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