Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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