RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What did the fish say after he

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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womens rights to vote

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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