Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard? A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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