Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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feces

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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