What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Rebecca Black

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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