*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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neil patrick harris

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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i cant think of one.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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hi jonny

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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