Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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