Nicholas Cage

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Women can vote? WTF

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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rape that shit

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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