Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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KKK

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Chuck Norris.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Woman's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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