What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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