why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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Error 37.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Anti Joke

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