What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Time flies like a banana.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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Women's rights

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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