Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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