- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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