Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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