69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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