What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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