sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Anti Joke

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