Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Bumsniffer

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Ju... Just why?

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Anti Joke

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