Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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knock knock come in

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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