What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Two english guys meet at work

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Anti Joke

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