space is fun

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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what is orange? an orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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