what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Women have the right to vote.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Women's rights...

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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