Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

thumb_up thumb_down +49

A man buys a prius

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops