A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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i killed my family

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Why? Because racecar.

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womens rights.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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