Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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