- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

DEATH.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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