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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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