A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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