- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??