Whats worse than suicide? death

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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I love Ciara!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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