knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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anus soup

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Anti Joke

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