Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Your Mom

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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No it doesnt..

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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www.hurr-durr.com

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Anti Joke

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