What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What you reading? reading?

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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