What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Like if you like big tits.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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