Kyle grund parker coffey

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Boobs are nasty!

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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