What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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penis

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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