- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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