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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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racism...deal with it!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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