What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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hard cheese

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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PIED NINNY!

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

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