A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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