Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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y u no like me joke?

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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WILLY

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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