Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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