Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Anti Joke

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