what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Communism hehe xd

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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