A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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There once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he awoke with a fright in the middle of the night to find he had eaten the gel packets that came with them and died of cancer.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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A girl's opinion is respected.

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Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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