What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Knock knock Shut up

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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