roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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whos gay? you are

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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