How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Get on the boat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Womens' Rights

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Bitch

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What is White over Black? Society.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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