Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Knock Knock Yes?

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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