- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

whats 7+4? 74

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

pobody's nerfect

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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