Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Atheism

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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the WNBA

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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