What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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What is worse than hell?

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hi

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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I have no ideas.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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