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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Chinese drivers.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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