Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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