I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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oooh look a banshee

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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