Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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