What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Im cute hehehee

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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