If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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yada yada

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Grammer is very important

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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