Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Fine, ladies first.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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