KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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u jelly?

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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