If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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