- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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