Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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How are you? Yes

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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