Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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