What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Spotto

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Hi colton

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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An Irishman stays home

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