*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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