One time I walked into a fat kid..

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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