Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Obamacare!

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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