What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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