what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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