What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A black person dies.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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