whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Yo daddy!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Hey

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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why?

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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