What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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David Cameron

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Alex Gedrose.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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