no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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