What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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