Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Anti Joke

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