What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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What what In the butt

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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