Gorden Brown.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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knock knock come in !

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Double-whammy

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minorities.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Mike tyson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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