How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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