Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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YOU

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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anus

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Anti Joke

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