roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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so dont touch it.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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