Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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minced oaths

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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BIG MAC'S

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Please? No.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

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