whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Women can vote? WTF

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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