- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Your adopted

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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