It says so on your cap.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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