Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

yo mama so fat she's fat

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

luke moore cant pull it back

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Satan called. I put him on hold.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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