Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Take this and put it- No.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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