haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Will you marry me?

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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I love you

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Compton

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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