Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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