Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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the guy below me is gay

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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