What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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