a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Anti Joke

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