- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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