Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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son, you're adopted.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Why? Because!

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Anti Joke

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