What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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knock knock come in !

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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