antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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