There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

whats 7+4? 74

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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