Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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