What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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