- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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