Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Nickelback

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Politics

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Hey Shea

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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