why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Hi

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What did the fish say after he

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