What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Keanu Reaves

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Hi

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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