whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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