Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Hillary Clinton

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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