Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Fat people

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I have aids

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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