Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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your fat

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Gingers.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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knock knock go away ok

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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