What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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