you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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my bubbles!

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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