Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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