Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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GONNA

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Gabe Mercado

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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VITAMIN C!

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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