There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Women's rights

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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