Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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