Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white, and Pansies are pink.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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i like potatoes

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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black people

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Your time.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had blonde hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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