how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Tunechi

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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The Aristocrats

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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