I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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hrih

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