- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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