Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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