- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

want a balloon? yeah

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

Once upon a time, your face.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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