Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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you and your family will die tonight

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they told me not to write here but i did

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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