What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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