Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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womens rights

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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hi

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

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