What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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2 + 2 = fish

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Homosexuals are gay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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