- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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