Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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So you there Red?

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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