Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Hi colton

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Anti Joke

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