- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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