This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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