Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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