Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Your mom.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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balls

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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