You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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