What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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A hayride would be fun.

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The Pope

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Hello.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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charlie sheen

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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