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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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