- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

What rymes with milk..... milf

Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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