- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

since when?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

I can't think of a joke!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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