Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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