Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Barack Obama

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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