How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What's city is in New York New York City

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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