Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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