Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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YOU

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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