Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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so...um, yeah

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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.....Carrot Top....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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