roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Hello penis

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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