a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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W.N.B.A.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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GONNA

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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