- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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