What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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time to spruce up!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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