Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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