If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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