- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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