Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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you are gay

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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