What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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