What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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whats 2+2? 4

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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