Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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hi patrick

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Tunechi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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