How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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