- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the snake say to the rat?

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the man behind the counter, "Do you have any ointment? my beak is very chapped" the man replies "we have nothing for ducks here."

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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