Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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nickel back

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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don't look behind you

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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