Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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You suck big fat slobber

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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