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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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