Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Poop swing

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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