A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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the game

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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