Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Whats Obama's last name?

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Laura Pratz..

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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