Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Diana and victoria

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Asian NASCAR.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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