wael.. nuff said

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Smelly Indians.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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