Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Probably also quizzical in some sense, but there are several other adjectives that could describe tests as well.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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