Poopsack Jones

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Jason Connor.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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