Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Black people stink of shite!

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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time to spruce up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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