the WNBA.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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men's rights.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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The Bible

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Penis

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Bumsniffer

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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i dont fisish anythi

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Penis

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Anti Joke

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