-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Your mom is so fat...

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

An asian without a future.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

I went to work today....

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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