- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Ahmed walks into Abbar.

What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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