My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Minecraft.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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how do you confuse a blond?

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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