james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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