Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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