what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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