A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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An Artic Storm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Rick santorum

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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