roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Oliver's friends

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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