- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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