Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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