What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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