A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Cancer

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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