- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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