a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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get in the car.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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you and your family will die tonight

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