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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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