What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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