whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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