knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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womens sports...

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Please? No.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Thanks

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Anti Joke

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