What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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