A seal walks into a club.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Sea World Japan.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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