A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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