What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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why was the boy sad? because.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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