How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Cows go moo.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

thumb_up thumb_down -64

What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what goes boo a sock

thumb_up thumb_down

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

You suck big fat slobber

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

thumb_up thumb_down +8

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

thumb_up thumb_down +63

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

thumb_up thumb_down +5

when do you go to heaven? Never

thumb_up thumb_down -244

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops