Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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a banana

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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