Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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