Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Female rights.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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A man walks into a bar.

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world peace

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Buzi vagy!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Who has downs this joke

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call me maybe.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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