Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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