Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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poo is yummy

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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