knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Diana and victoria

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Asian NASCAR.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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