Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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12 in general

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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69

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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