A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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