- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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