knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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i saw amango it splootered

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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