Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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