- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

you first

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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