Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Black people

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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Anti Joke

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