Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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