A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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