You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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