what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Oh

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Soccer...

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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salad days!

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