A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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