- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

So. The gays. ...

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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