Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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