whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Ken wins!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

noah is a scrub jungle

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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