VITAMIN C!

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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