And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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