I love you

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

13 =B you just learned something

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

roses are black violets are black im blind

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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