I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Flop dog

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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