a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

XD Jackass.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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