How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Hello

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Nothing yet CC

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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