Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What's two plus two? Window

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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