Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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