A snake walks into a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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Runescape.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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