What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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