- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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