What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Homework.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Two farmers are standing in a field. One says: "It's a bit cold today, don't you think?" The other doesn't reply, because he is trying to work out how to tell the first farmer that his son has just been killed in a road accident.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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