What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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