The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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refridgrator

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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