whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Adam Sandler.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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