what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Women's Rights

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time to spruce up!

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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ecks! why zee?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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