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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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