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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Black people.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Your existance.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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sarah taylor

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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