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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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