Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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#IHateHashtags

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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