There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Mike tyson

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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