Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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