An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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are you gay does your mom know

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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