Rigo your a stupid ass

What? Yes.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

People...

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What's older than history? Pre-history.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

Come in

What's 1+1? 4.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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