What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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asdf

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Robin, get in the car!

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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you.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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