You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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a woman votes!

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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