why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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women's rights

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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falling didnt make the difference

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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