A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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my gramma died

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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