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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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