Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Hi

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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