- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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