Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Fuck her

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