What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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