What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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im telling maguire

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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