A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

ROSS G IS OBESE

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why did the blonde shoot her dog? Because it had rabies

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What do you get when you cross a duck with a cat? You can't. The current state of genetic engineering will not allow avian DNA and mammalian DNA to be combined.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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