Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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A black goes to college

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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