you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Anti Joke

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