How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A women walks into a kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

thumb_up thumb_down -29

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

#IHateHashtags

thumb_up thumb_down -7

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops