- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Women's rights.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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