- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

...NO.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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