I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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yo yo yo Niggaz Lol I really didn't have a joke but I REAAALLLLLYYY wants to gets #1 joke so PLEASE like this

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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