A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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