Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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