A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Women's Professional _________

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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guess what? bannanas

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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