What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Anti Joke

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