Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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President Donald Trump

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