Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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women's rights

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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