- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Set up Punch line.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

knock knock you may come in

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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