"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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