What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Mitt Romney

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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CHEEZECAKE

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Sam Hengal.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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This is an anti-joke.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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