Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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