What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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