What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What comes after "Q" R

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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