- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Women's rights.

Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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