What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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hi to the world fromthe world

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4-4-2

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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