- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Hail Heetluh

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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