A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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asian, do math

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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