Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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a woman votes!

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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