A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Anti Joke

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