roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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George W. Bush

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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all the kids had fun

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Replacement Referees

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

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