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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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