Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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