Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

a seal walks into a club.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Your mom

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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