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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Horse tits

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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What's 9 +10 19

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Do the roar!

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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