What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Penis

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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