Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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give me a thumbs up

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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star wars kid

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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