What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Sex education in Texas,

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Anti Joke

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