- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

My mom touched my wiener : \

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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