Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Hi colton

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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