knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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