What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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