What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

hashtags suck balls

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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