You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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