Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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