Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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