I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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