You.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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