- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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