What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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I'm sn otter

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Alex Gedrose.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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The Bible

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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