An irishman walks out of a pub

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's the difference between a duck?

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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