- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Johnny just finished his pie.

A seal walks into a club.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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