What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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