Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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butt sex

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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