What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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