Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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anti-joke teehee

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What would Muhammed do?

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