Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

The person below me is weird.

thumbs up!

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

I'm so punny.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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