What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Women's Rights

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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a retard lost...

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Anti Joke

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