what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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69.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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