Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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one of the idiot

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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