How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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