What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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PIED NINNY!

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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haha

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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