i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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you just lost the game!

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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mexicans fishing

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Anti Joke

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