What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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neil likes pube toast

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Penis

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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