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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What is next?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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I am quite mature.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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NEVER

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"Up to 50% off."

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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