whats yellow? lots of things.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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