A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Chuck Norris died.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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