What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Why? Because!

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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