Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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