- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

This is funny.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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