Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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The WPGA tour

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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